"Before Baldi's Basics, I made some games." - Micah "mystman" 12

To celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the release of Revenge of the Crazy Baby, I wanted to release Revenge of the Crazy Baby HD! I never got around to making Revenge of the Crazy Baby HD though, so instead I'm releasing, for the first time, the first game in the series: The Crazy Baby!

This game, created using Adventure Maker, is the first complete game I ever made. Is it good? Hecks no, but maybe it's a little funny. So I thought it would be neat to share!

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! I've also included two other unreleased Adventure Maker titles I created: Wher's Gibby and The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment! These titles showcase my de-evolution as a game developer after The Crazy Baby!

Lastly, TWO DEMOS! A demo for Dancing with Micah and Smacker is also included! These dumb-tastic Adventure Maker projects don't even qualify as games, but maybe you'll loudly exhale out your nose for 2 seconds total between the two of these. Too bad you'll never be able to play the full versions! (There are no full versions. Those don't exist.)

Here's what each game has to offer:

The Crazy Baby

VOLUME WARNING WHEN PLAYING

A relaxing evening turns nightmare when you receive a call from a friend telling you THE CRAZY BABY is at large! In an effort to escape to safety you encounter the very thing you feared... THE CRAZY BABY! Can you defeat THE CRAZY BABY and survive?

Featuring state-of-the-art pre-rendered graphics and MIDI powered musical scores, THE CRAZY BABY is sure to delight. The game's obtuse, poorly conveyed puzzle solutions will frustrate you and your friends and the SAVE and LOAD feature is entirely pointless thanks to a 3 minute total playtime. Epic Entertainment has done it again!

Wher's Gibby

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Wher's Gibby? Is he here? Is he there? Ooh, maybe he's in that safe with the colored buttons! But how to open it?...

Featuring REAL PHOTO GRAPHICS and a live action cutscene, Wher's Gibby is sure to delight. Can you solve this quaint little room escape puzzle adventure brain trial teaser game?

Please note that while Epic Entertainment always strives for EPIC quality in every way possible, we were unfortunately NOT able to maintain some actor likeness licenses for this 2024 release. Therefore, we have had to very subtlety remove some actors' likenesses from the title. But rest assured, we've put in all out effort to make sure the changes made are hardly noticeable!

The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment

VOLUME WARNING WHEN PLAYING

A rickety old elevator. An everyman late for work. A third thing. It all seems so normal until the elevator falls down and sends you on an EPIC ELEVATOR ADVENTURE that could only come from EPIC ENTERTAINMENT!!!!! !    !!  !

Featuring a thrilling narrative and our panteted "think on the player's behalf" dialogue boxes, The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment is sure to delight. Can you escape the scary basement and rescue the man you held the elevator for? You can if you can use REAL WORLD BASED LOGIC to solve puzzles and PULL LEVERS!

But what makes this 2024 release of The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment TRULY SPECIAL? The fact that before today, November 14, 2024 A.D., The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment had no ending. For the first time since The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment was neither finished nor released, The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment now comes with an incredible ending sequence.

We've filmed new footage of original actor Micah McGonigal (Micah McGonigal) for the newly developed ending and used STATE OF THE ART technologies to make him look just like he did when the introductory cutscenes were filmed in 2013 -B.C.. The result is a stunningly seamless experience through and through. You'll never know that the ending was filmed ten years later and our methods WILL become INDUSTRY STANDARD in the near future.

Dancing with Micah DEMO

VOLUME WARNING WHEN PLAYING

MAKE

MICAH

DANCE!

In this dancing simulator, you can make Micah dance, which is sure to delight. That's it. The demo includes one song and a random song option. Dancing options are LIMITED in the demo.

Smacker DEMO

VOLUME WARNING WHEN PLAYING

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom the emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand wrapped in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. The insight into the mystery of life, coupled though it be with fear, has also given rise to religion. To know what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty, which our dull faculties can comprehend only in their most primitive forms - this knowledge, this feeling is sure to delight.

Controls

Click: Click

Right Click: Right Click (OPEN MENU FOR EXIT AND OPTIONS)

Escape: Skip cutscenes (Please don't skip the cutscenes that's where all the budget went)

FAQs

What the heck is this? What is Epic Entertainment?

Okay so when I was a kid I made several of my first ever video games using a piece of software called Adventure Maker under the name "Epic Entertainment", a fictional company that makes the crappiest games around. I thought it would be fun to share a few of these for those who might be curious to see what some of my very first video games were like, and in so doing I've tried to stick with the Epic Entertainment schtick. I also think these games are still kind of funny. Hopefully a few people can get a few laughs playing them!

So are these really old games you made?

Yep! These are not remakes or anything like that. These are old games I made in the early 2010s that have been compiled using the same software I used to create them back then.

Have these games been changed at all for this release? Did The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment really not have an ending until today?

Yes and yes. While I've mostly kept these games as I left them many years ago, I have made a few adjustments for the sake of compatibility, privacy and in some cases for the funny. In the case of The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment, that game was originally left unfinished. On a whim, I decided to finish the game and release it alongside the others. As for the "demos", those were unfinished projects that I changed to look like demos with intentional limitations instead of just unfinished projects. For nearly all changes/additions made I tried to use tools, assets and techniques I was familiar with at the time the games were originally made.

I can't get one of these games to work right. How do I fix it?

First, be sure to apply the compatibility settings as explained below. If you've already done that, please try reinstalling them, ensuring no programs are running when doing so. Please note however that, due to the age of the software used to create these games, they are not guaranteed to run perfectly if at all. They are provided as is and will not receive any tech support or bug fixes.

What's with all the volume warnings?

While I still believe loud = funny, I was much more convinced of it when I was younger.

Is there LORE?!?!

No. I'm giving it to you straight here. These games were made well before I had any concrete plans, if any, for Baldi's Basics. You can analyze these games all you want, but I'm telling you, there's no lore.

OBSCENELY IMPORTANT NOTE:

IN ORDER TO RUN THESE GAMES ON MODERN VERSIONS OF WINDOWS, THE FOLLOWING COMPATIBILITY SETTINGS SHOULD BE USED:

• Run this program in compatibility mode for:
  • Windows XP (Service Pack 3)
• Reduced color mode
  • 16-bit (65536) color
• Run in 640x480 screen resolution
• Disable fullscreen optimizations

More info can be found in the install instructions.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.